Im through with standing in line to clubs Ill never get in
Its like the bottom of the ninth and Im never gonna win
This life hasnt turned out quite the way I want it to be
I want a brand-new house on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king-size tub big enough for ten plus me
Ill need a, a credit card thats got no limit
And a big, black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club at thirty-seven thousand feet
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me
Im gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
Id even cut my hair and change my name
cuz we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hill-top houses drivin' fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
Well all stay skinny cuz we just wont eat
And well hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP, with the movie stars
Every good gold-diggers gonna wind up there
Every Playboy Bunny with her bleach-blonde hair
And well, hey, hey - I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey - I wanna be a rockstar
I wanna be great like Elvis - without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free
Im gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me
Im gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
Id even cut my hair and change my name
cuz we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hill-top houses drivin' fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
Well all stay skinny cuz we just wont eat
And well hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP, with the movie stars
Every good gold-diggers gonna wind up there
Every Playboy Bunny with her bleach-blonde hair
And well hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and todays whos who
Theyll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybodys got a drug dealer on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Im gonna sing those songs that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip-sync 'em every night so I dont get em wrong
'cuz we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hill-top houses drivin' fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
Well all stay skinny cuz we just wont eat
And well hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold-diggers gonna wind up there
Every Playboy Bunny with her bleach-blonde hair
And well hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and todays whos who
Theyll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybodys got a drug dealer on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar